November 2011
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You Should Date An Illiterate Girl.
You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and laugh...
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Anonymous asked: 1 through 45.
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when my PARENTS wake me up early for no reason..
evenherosneed-alaugh: so when they try to take a nap …I’M ALL LIKE
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put a number in my ask. any and as many as you... →
Height: Shoe Size: Sexual Orientation: Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you Take Drugs? Age you get mistaken for: Have Tattoos? Want any tattoos Got any Piercings? Want any piercings? Best friend? Relationship status: Biggest turn ons: Biggest turn offs: Favorite Movie: I’ll love you if: Someone you miss: Most traumatic experience: A fact about your personality: What I hate most...
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Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
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Let's get high and have sex.
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